First, we had Nostradamus, then we had the amazingly ‘accurate’ fortune tellers at the circus but now we have someone who is in a level way way beyond these ordinary people. He make Nostradamus seem like a dunce. Presenting……Baba Alauddin Bangali !!!!

Guarenteed results within just 24hrs!!!(If it takes more time, your clocks wrong).

Problems at work? No problem, with some advice, you can take over your boss the very next day. (Or get fired)

VISA problem? We have receiveived reports from our highly “reliable” sources, that more than 100 people have got VISAs (to antartica) with no trouble after a visit to the Baba.

Squabbles withing the families are solved with the snap of a hand. (Or rather ’slap of a hand’)

Dont have a child? Dont worry, the baba will help your wife in getting one as soon as possible.

Do you have a case against you in the court of law? With one blessing from the baba, your fortune will competely change. (from bad to worse)

Are those old (mythical) evil spirits and ghosts troubling you?? One visit to the baba, and all of them will disappear forever from your life. (but not your house)

Is your loved one on the death bed without any treatment? Dont give up hope! The baba can miraclously cure the person. (and he doesnt even have a PhD!!)

You must think that its too good to be true, yes there is a small catch…..to avail of the Baba’s services, you must bring with you Rs.101 and two limes.
Almost any problem in your life can be instantly solved!! And One Hundered Percent benefit guarenteed!! (or your money and two limes back!)

So dont dilly, dont dally and get yourself an appointment with him, (between 10 and 6 only, yes I know there just isnt enought time in the world.) before time runs out!!

Note to self: Call up and make appointment with the Baba, first thing tomorrow!!

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